Taurus minded..
woohoo.. nice topic coming up weh! the whole new English language by my one and only Science teacher.. dont wna mention his name here.. nanti kena hetam by him.. haha.. here we go..
FIRST LESSON..and of course this happened during our science period (i mean.. wad else ryte?!) okay.. continue.. we had this period days aft the mesyuarat PIBG.. and it seemed to have some bad complains bout him from my classmates.. i think tht he's much too shocked to received complains from us.. or mayb he's just too childish to gv tht kind of response.. well continue the English lesson..
Teacher: ''i received complains from somebody.. i ask you came to see me first, talk to me, discuss to me.. This is what Pn Aslamiah says to me..'' *paused* ''you complain to me, I will complain to you..'' and we were like..wtf.. sendiri punye salah, kena complain, sekarang pulak we yang kena marah! wftwftwftwftwtf!!! what kind of teacher is this! as i know, teachers wud mayb say sorry or juzt change their attitude aft receiving complanings from the parents.. bt this teacher is freakingly different! he even added this b4 he leave the topic.. '' you want to complan me, i will complain you.. n we'll look.whose.got.more.complain..'' he said tht word by word.. i dont know whether he said tht in purpose or he couldnt think of a better word.. n wft! what on earth is this! i mean.. is tht a behaviour tht a teacher shud hv? wtfwtfwtf...
n then he moved on to our assesment one..
Teacher: ''you quite dissapoint me'' *referring to the average marks we all got for science* n there's one question tht we supposed to answer it by drawing a graph.. ''almost all of you got wrong about his graph.. your graph is poor..'' n the best thing is------> ''you make me want to SWALLOW what I'm eating..'' OMG.. swallow? i thought we ARE supposed to swallow the food we eat?? hello? something burned you brain? i mean.. whats that!!?? well, aft tht, we all tried to quess what he's tryin to say.. well the conclusion is.. he mite want to say the word VOMIT!! wthwthwth!! we all burst into tears n laughs aft tht..
n aft tht, he continued his lesson by double checking our holiday homeworks..
Teacher: '' ok.. who hvn pass up your holiday homework?'' n Wei Chong raised up his hand.. honestly XD.. den teacher looked at him suprisingly.. like this----> o.O haha.. ok.. stop tht.. n then he said ''are you pass up?'' Wei Chong terkejut by his broken english n replied him a
huh? '' ok, pls come to front'' (mayb he's too paiseh to talk any more) n he started to mumble... blablablablablabla.. wasting for bout 20min to actually mumble to the BEST STUDENTS (requirred to those who didnt pass up thier homwork).. aft donw talking to them, there's not much time left.. '' ok, what can you do about 15 minutes?'' swt!
so teacher decided to test us on some quizes..
Teacher: '' what component in our body, using to transport our blood?'' the silence of the class answered to his un-understood question.. he smiled n moved on to the next question..'' is there any heart in human?'' '' yes....'' ''animals?'' ''yes....'' '' how about plant? is there is any heart?'' '' no...'' nonsense.. i know.. teacher: ''ok, then what transport the water from the roots to the leaf?'' somebody say stomata, some say duno wad wad wad.. n teacher got fed up with our stupid answers n hentam us with this.. '' i want the organ..'' WHAT? organ? since when does a plant have an organ? (.....)
TRANSPORT SYSTEM IN PLANTSTeacher:'' what the substance the xylem transport?'' anyone could answer this question, i'll name him/her a genius.. n zoomed the others, here came the another one..'' If have.. *long paused* ke.ma.rau.. what happen to plant?'' woah! BM+ENG yea? anyone wna try BM+ENG+CHI+KOR+JAP+TAMIL+FRENCH... orz<33> because were learning bout the parts of the plants, so the teacher was like tryin to find some plants in the lab.. n when he saw one, '' hah'' n he went to reach it.. ''this plant is.... also.... a plant..'' BOOM! we all burst into tears once again.. this is really freakin us out! after a few minute nonsense of his, the period was about to end..'' the lack of time, mean there's some homework for you..'' *grinned*
you mite think tht i can rmb the whole lessons' nonsense.. actually i didnt.. i copied down one-by-one WHILE he's spitting them out one-by one.. lols.. Veron saud tht i hv the qualification to be a reporter since tht i can listen n copy down every single thing he said very fast.. haha! thx Veron.. i can think bout tht in the future if i couldnt be Mrs. Choi Jung-hun or Mrs. lee Hong-ki or Mrs. Choi Min-hwan or Mrs. Edward Cullen or Mrs. Rain Jeong Ji-hun.. haha.. craps...
